I proved today i could do my job hungover and STILL win nothing but praise from my district, assistant, and regular managers….

I did a stupid thing last night.

I went out for a drink with a friend.

that wasnt the stupid thing.

It was my birthday, i needed to do *something*.

i was perfectly fine after that.

The stupid thing i did was realize that on the way home , right at my literail stop ,they Had recently opened a “Tilted Kilt” and the waitresses there all wear the generic “Slutty school girl” outfit. So i stopped in.

several drink free drinks later becuase of anouncing it was my birthday… i staggered out…needing to imediately sober up becuase the sun was out and i had to be at work at 11.

and yet, feeling nausious and ready to die…i was still comended and told by all of my bosses that i was amazing ad dealt with the fuck huge crowd of people we got expertly.

*gives myself a gold star*