steppingskyward replied to your post:wtf WHY? HOW?
i have been getting along swimingly with my new co-worker. TOO WELL… you might say..we have become bffs.
and tonight,basicly her boyfriend…who is this giant,round, peirced up ,tatted up dude (and if ur unaware im gangly, paper thin and goofy looking) got super rage mode jealous and nearly fought me becuase we left the store together after closing and i was walking her to the bus stop.
He was all in my face and barking at me, and to my shock i wasnt backing down…just being a sarcastic snarky jackass which helped NOTHING.
at one point i was all
“Hi im manny i work with her, she didnt know you where coming to get her so i was just going to walk her up the block. no need to be jealous. relax *nervous laughter
Thug boyfriend: WHY WOULD I BE JEALOUS OF YOU??”
Me, unable to control my mouth in times of tension:
“…MAYBE …BECUASE I DONT NEED TO USE A TRUCK STOP SCALE TO WEIGH MYSELF??” *hysterical fits of nervous laughter*
Thug boyfriend: “you…need to go home NOW.
and i scattered off.
WE OPEN TOGETHER TOMORROW. i dont look forward to this akward apology.