Plan on visiting the nintendo store in the city..see this listed as an ‘event”

Come talk to Mario about Life in the Mushroom Kingdom Tuesday-Sunday Noon-2pm

WAIT. WHAT? is it a guy in a mario costume, or a guy in a mario costume IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME , WAITING TO BE ASKED QUESTIONS AND LAMENT ON HOW HIS GIRLFRIEND THE PRINCESS IS CONSTANTLY BEING KIDNAPPED BY THE SAME ASSHOLE HE GOES KARTING W/ AND PLAYS TENIS AGAINST ON WEEKENDS? I MUST KNOW…